3293 Wife’s dissertationDefense wraps successfully:Walks out a doctor Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
3047 Fuchsia yoga strap Wrapped around my wife’s torso: “Bark at me, Mommy!” Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
2961 Wife screams: a lizard Slithers behind the bookcase Quick, and so afraid Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
2483 Three small incisions: Clear-glued evidence of her Now-missing organ Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
2280 White/chrome bakery Box too small for my wife’s cake Funfetti, of course Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
2156 Plant-filled parking lot Empty seat—my wife returns Succulent in hand Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
1973 Noisy back windshield Devil is beating his wife Dark trees start to blur Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
1937 My wife leaves the couch Two sounds follow her: the fan, Projectile vomit Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
1917 Cake: my wife’s new age Higher than candles I found I write it in Braille Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
1841 Text response to wife: Emoji doppelgänger Hanging with a sloth Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
