2037 My wife leaves the couch Two sounds follow her: the fan, Projectile vomit Share:Share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
2017 Cake: my wife’s new age Higher than candles I found I write it in Braille Share:Share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
1941 Text response to wife: Emoji doppelgänger Hanging with a sloth Share:Share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
1757 Slightly cold blue gel Short search, under my wife’s pulse Fetus heart beating Share:Share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
1660 Too slow to be planes Two bright UFOs glow pink My wife skeptical Share:Share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
1615 My wife compiles her Countrywide curriculum In a bright, blue room Share:Share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
1367 Stray cat emerging From low ground to my wife’s hands Absolutely not Share:Share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
