3789 Someday I will stopAccidentally buyingSparkling water (gross) Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
3762 Anthropologie:Biggest volcano candleI have ever seen Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
3725 Super MarioIs back! His hat is alive…WTF? Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
3607 Green light on collarMakes a puffy white dog glowA traffic light hue Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
3519 Cigarette butts strewnAcross the sidewalk: older onesLined up in the cracks Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
3080 Pair of worn slippersIn a cubicle betraySomeone living here Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
2878 Whiteboard marker sucks— The next one is worse, lesser Of two evils streaks Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
2777 During the vomit The right lens of my glasses Catches two thick tears Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
2756 Man sits next to me Slams his space bar every time— I want to kill him Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
2742 Cup of orange juice Hits the carpeted concrete— Quiet explosion Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
Ten Thousand Haiku 