3792 Huge bubble floatingToward my kid: she rises,Pops it with her face Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
3759 Four-year-old calls aPachycephalosaurusPair “crack heads” (not wrong) Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
3739 Kid has made a sign:Hope you have a nice day! Poo!I’m so proud of her Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
3653 I ask my kid whatShe’s thinking about: “NastyTricks to play on birds.” Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
3561 I fill a crowdedWaiting room with high-pitched laughs:Book down, face covered Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
3541 Two trick-or-treatersEncroach each bowl of candy—Oh, they’ve just waltzed in Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
3468 Young boy looks over Edinburgh Castle’s wall:“There isn’t much to see” Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
3459 Kid calls me “Poo hair”:Giggles turn into guffawsUntil she can’t breathe Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
3429 Kid present: cookingToys, name of her restaurant:“It’s…BOB ANDERSON” Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
3342 I throw spaghettiSquash—thunk: half a yellow gourdStuck high in a tree Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
Ten Thousand Haiku 