3196 Dust caked on fan blades:“I need to clean that,” I say,Firing up Netflix Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
3185 Ceiling fan clicking:One light yellow, one light white,One light—nope—socket Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
3137 Colored light wavelengthsQuadruple the number of Blades on our white fan Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
3099 Ceiling fan slowingTo a stop—dust caked on bladesFalls slowly once swiped Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
3048 Strand of twinkle lights Makes the ceiling fan appear To switch directions Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
3021 Ceiling fan’s turningMakes the blinds sway in tandemWith the trees outside Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
2693 Projected blue moon Spins slowly over the fan Which seems closer now Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
2038 Spider curled near lamp Baby sprawled on a blue sheet Talking to the fan Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
1937 My wife leaves the couch Two sounds follow her: the fan, Projectile vomit Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
1644 Bacon raw on one side Eggs cooled by a ceiling fan Two-thirds its bulbs burn Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard