3613 Half-birthday candlesDrip onto strawberry cake:One flame resisting Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
3376 French apple crumb cakeRuins all other desserts‘Til the end of time Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
3196 Dust caked on fan blades:“I need to clean that,” I say,Firing up Netflix Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
3118 A doctor-baked cakeTurns out to be blue when sliced:Everybody claps Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
3099 Ceiling fan slowingTo a stop—dust caked on bladesFalls slowly once swiped Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
3015 Cakes decoratedTo look like hamburgers fillA brand new grill gate Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
3011 Plastic knife peels backA layer of thin frosting—Happy thirty-two Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
2944 Adirondack chairs And famous cake make patience An easy virtue Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
2435 Chocolate cake crumb trail Finger marks in white frosting Tiny sticky hand Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
2421 Vegan chocolate cake Not-so-vegan cream frosting Tears it in places Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Standard
Ten Thousand Haiku 